Monday, August 29, 2011

Oh, Yeah?

Michele Bachmann says that last week's East Coast earthquake and Hurricane Irene were sent by God:
"I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?'"
Hey Michele, you think that "God told (me) blah blah blah"? Guess what?

God told me to tell you to go fuck yourself.

UPDATE: Late-breaking reports indicate that Bachmann was "just kidding" about God sending the hurricane, according to one of her house slaves. Unfortunately for her, God is still telling me to tell her to go fuck herself.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Funny and Succint

From, via Facebook:

Monday, August 8, 2011

The Huck Stops Here

Mike Huckabee thinks that appointing Donald Trump as Treasury Secretary would be a good idea, "a game changer":

As the economy tumbles, Mike Huckabee floated a radical idea for treasury secretary: Donald Trump.

The real estate developer-turned-TV celebrity decided against running for the Republican nomination for President this year, but Huckabee thinks The Donald would be perfect as the nation's money man.

"Have Donald Trump take the job for 90 days," Huckabee said on the Fox News channel Monday. "It's a game changer."

The Donald, however, demurred, in his own inimitable way:

When asked about it on Fox News later Monday morning, Trump said he would have a lot of naysayers if he took the job.

"I'll tell you, it would be very painful for China, it would be very painful for OPEC, it would be very painful for many of the countries that are just ripping us off," he told Fox News.

He also suggested Obama might not be so keen on putting him in his Cabinet. While he was flirting with a run for the presidency, Trump became a major thorn in the White House's side by firing up the "birther" movement and demanding to see Obama's birth certificate.

"It's hard for him to appoint me after the way I talk about him, I mean in all fairness," he said.
"In all fairness." That's big of you to admit that, Donny.

But hey, Mike? - we already know that you're not about to leave your cushy job at Faux News. We already know you're not eager to regain 40-50 pounds or so, while chowing down campaigning at every greasy spoon restaurant in small town America; we got that message loud and clear. But it's unbecoming for an alleged man of the cloth to be so desperately needy for attention. What's the matter, Huckster, Bachmann and Palin are getting all the good press, while your propaganda show's ratings are floundering? What would Jesus do?

Here's a hint, Mike: he wouldn't have a tv show, for starters.

But maybe putting Trump in at Treasury might be smarter than it looks, at first blush. With the way we're going as a nation, with the way the Tea Party idiots have become (not solely by themselves, I'll admit, but that's a later post) economic terrorists - yeah, I said it! Meant it, too - with the debt ceiling, maybe it would be a good idea to have as Treasury Secretary a man who's intimately familiar with bankruptcy....

A game changer?! Redneck, please!

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

"A Satan Sandwich"

Sometimes, I get too angry to write. Or, at least, too angry to post what I've written (Dept. of State Security, take note: I did NOT make that suggestion!). So I take some time off from the blog, and try to immerse myself in the rest of the world.

Of course, just because I ignore politics for a while, it doesn't mean that politics will likewise ignore me. And this shit sandwich (I'm not as polite as Rep. Emmanuel Cleaver) that is the debt ceiling deal is giving me indigestion. Fortunately, before I get my bile up, Keith Olbermann already got angry for me. I'll let him take it from here....