Oh, Yeah?

Michele Bachmann says that last week's East Coast earthquake and Hurricane Irene were sent by God:

"I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?'"

Hey Michele, you think that "God told (me) blah blah blah"? Guess what?

God told me to tell you to go fuck yourself.


UPDATE: Late-breaking reports indicate that Bachmann was "just kidding" about God sending the hurricane, according to one of her house slaves. Unfortunately for her, God is still telling me to tell her to go fuck herself.