Ok, it's Friday, I've been busy, and so much foolishness has gone on this week that it's going to take several posts just to get most of it in. But I thought I'd start off with a truly humorous one, to wit:
Thanks to the work of French researchers, we now have a detailed diagnosis of the mental health challenges faced by Star Wars' (evidently misunderstood) arch baddie Darth Vader.
In a letter entitled "Is Anakin Skywalker suffering from borderline personality disorder?", soon to be published in the journal Psychiatry Research, Eric Bui, a psychiatrist at Toulouse University Hospital, and his colleagues, will set out why Anakin (later to be known across that galaxy far, far away as Darth Vader) matches six out of the nine borderline personality disorder criteria as defined by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.
"I had watched the two prequel movies [Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith], and it was during my residency in psychiatry, while trying to explain borderline personality disorder to medical students, that I thought of Anakin," says Bui, displaying an unnerving lack of awareness that his study subject is, in fact, a fictional character.
"I believe that psychotherapy would have helped Anakin and might have prevented him from turning to the dark side," adds Bui. "Using the dark side of the Force could be considered as similar to drug use: it feels really good when you use it, it alters your consciousness and you know you shouldn't do it."
I wonder if this guy is available to treat Alvin Greene?
Ahhh, South Carolina: the South's wellspring of crazy, the state that's giving Cleveland and New Jersey a run for their money as the butt of jokes nationwide, the state that made the phrase "hiking the Appalachian Trail" (in)famous. Home to such lunatic politicians as Mark "the Luv Gov" Sanford and Jim "It Will Be His Waterloo" DeMint, South Carolina has done it again.
Presenting for your amusement and edification: Alvin Greene, South Carolina's Democratic candidate for the U.S. Senate. An unemployed Army veteran, an unknown who won the South Carolina primary with no previous experience as an elected official at any level of government, no campaign staff, no lawn signs, buttons, advertising, or websites, no public appearances prior to the election, and, apparently, no desire or ability to explain any of this to the national media. The inarticulate candidate whose malapropisms and painful-to-watch interviews have placed him in a three-way tie for the title of worst-spoken politician in the country, and led to speculation that he's either mentally impaired or the next Sarah Palin. The man who's currently facing felony charges in South Carolina, charged with "showing obscene Internet photos to a University of South Carolina student." The man who tried to pay the $10,400 filing fee for the election with a personal check. The challenger to Jim DeMint for the Senate, whose story has become more bizarre with every passing day.
House Majority Whip James Clyburn (D-SC) has suggested that the no-name candidate who won South Carolina's Democratic Senate primary on Tuesday is a plant."
"There were some real shenanigans going on in the South Carolina primary," Clyburn said on the liberal Bill Press radio show. "I don't know if he was a Republican plant; he was someone's plant.
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The South Carolina Democratic Party asked Greene to withdraw yesterday, after reports surfaced that he had a pending felony charge.
And Greene won by over 100,000 votes! This is the best that South Carolina has to offer? In every interview I've heard with him, Greene looks, sounds, and acts like a man afflicted with both low intelligence and some sort of mental deficiency. Greene is not only unwilling to answer the media's questions, but seems incapable of doing so. Calling him "unpolished" would be an a compliment; I've seen street beggars with better presence and diction. Here's CNN's Don Lemon interviewing Greene. Lemon is right, the interview is extremely bizarre:
This guy makes Sarah Palin look intelligent and well-informed. If Greene isn't a Republican plant, then he's just one more piece of evidence that the crazy juice is flowing freely in South Carolina.
Poor BP. They've destroyed the Gulf coast ecology for decades to come, cost uncounted billions in losses to area businesses and families dependent on the oil industry in the Gulf, ruined--perhaps permanently--the Gulf fishing industry, and suffered the wrath of the American public for their clumsy, ineffective handling of the spill's cleanup. Nancy Pelosi is picking on them for making billions each quarter but still unable to spend more on their cleanup campaign than on their PR campaign. Now, the oil giant has decided to suspend its dividend payment.
British energy giant BP plans to suspend its second-quarter dividend as it faces growing public anger over its handling of massive oil spill in the U.S. Gulf Coast, according to published reports.
According to the BBC, BP directors will meet Monday to make a formal decision. The announcement is expected to be made after negotiating with President Barack Obama on Wednesday.
According to an earlier report from the Times of London, BP is preparing to defer payment of its next dividend to shareholders by placing the money in an escrow account until the full scale of the company’s liabilities from the Gulf disaster can be determined. Further quarterly payments could be treated in the same way.
"We are considering all options on the dividend. But no decision has been made," BP CEO Tony Hayward told the Wall Street Journal in an interview.
The move would affect the company's second-quarter dividend, which is scheduled to be announced July 27.
Presumably there would be no impact on the company's first-quarter dividend of $2.63 billion, which is payable June 21. That decision was announced April 27, just a week after the explosion that killed 11 rig workers and released a massive gusher into the Gulf of Mexico, the worst oil spill in U.S. history.
Some U.S. lawmakers and the Obama administration have pressured Hayward to halt the payment, creating friction with Britain, where widely held BP accounts for about an eighth of dividend payments in London's blue-chip index, providing crucial income for retirees.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi on Thursday accused BP of a "lack of integrity" and urged the company to suspend its dividend to ensure victims of the oil spill are fully compensated.
BP, which generated $16.6 billion in profits last year, has not cut its dividend in 18 years.
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While final approval for the dividend plan would need to be given by BP’s board next month, a growing number of BP directors now recognize that the move may be essential to placate US public opinion, the Times said.
Ooooh, dat mean Nancy Pelosi! Eighteen years without cutting a dividend payment, and now because of a few stinky, tarry beaches, dead fish, and oily pelicans, BP is going to have to stiff their shareholders.
One thing that time off does, is give me time for reflection, time for thought, time for comprehension. And, as I often find after such a time, things are as bad or worse than I had thought.
I was just watching Rachel Maddow show how the Repugs were hot to destroy ACORN, but so far have been either silent or in defense of BP. As usual, she made a masterful presentation of how Republican hypocrisy hurts our nation. Between Lisa Merkowski, John Boehner, Steve Kline, and other tools of the far-right, BP may get off with not even a slap on the wrist for destroying the Gulf coast. Meanwhile, ACORN is out of business. (I'll post this segment of her show tomorrow, when it's available online.) How is this even remotely equivalent?
BP takes in literally billions of dollars in government contracts; ACORN, in comparison, received $54 million from 1994 to 2009. BP has killed uncounted thousands of wildlife in the Gulf, destroyed the fisheries in the area, ruined tourism, and is literally making people sick now that the oil is hitting the shorelines. The Gulf oil spill is a tragedy of unimaginable proportions, unlike anything ever seen in the United States. I have to go back to things like Chernobyl or Bhopal to find something even remotely similar. BP has lied about their readiness and ability to handle an oil spill in the Gulf, has lied about the amount of oil flowing from their well, and has killed 11 people. The economic disaster is even more devastating, with estimates that the spill may kill all life in the Gulf, and the cleanup might last for ten years or more.
The Supreme Court recently decided that corporations have the same right of freedom of speech as do individuals. So, I have to ask: when will BP be tried and executed?
I've been suffering with with back problems for the last month or so, so I've not been around to post. Unfortunately, that didn't stop the evil, the greedy, and the stupid from doing evil, greedy, and stupid things while I was away from the blog. I've got a lot to catch up on, and a lot of people to thank for making our lives "interesting," as the Chinese curse goes.
There's far too much for me to catch up and blog about it tonight, but just to show that I'm back, here's something for ya: the Oscar-winning animated short film "Logorama." (BTW, it's very NSFW) I'll be returning to taking names & kicking asses tomorrow--enjoy!
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