Sunday, May 15, 2011

One Down, And About A Dozen To Go

The Huck decides against running for President in 2012:

Mike Huckabee formally bowed out of the presidential running on Saturday, announcing on his FOX News show that he had decided not to enter the race even as he believed he was a top-tier contender. 
"All the factors say go," he said, "but my heart says no."
That wasn't your heart talking to you, Mike, that was the asscheek nearest your wallet. Did you really think we'd believe that you were giving the idea serious consideration, given your "$500,000 salary from Fox, plus radio income and speaking fees". And don't think we've forgotten your lying, slanderous comments about the President, either.

Stay at Fox, Mike. We hear there's going to be an opening in the 5 PM Eastern Time slot soon, anyway.

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