A Few Quick Hits

Michele Bachmann found herself confounded Tuesday by an eight-year-old boy. It's not surprising that an eight-year-old could make Bachmann look stupid, but she also looked like a callous bitch, when she walked away from young Elijah without saying a word. What did he say to make her so flustered? "My mommy -- Miss Bachmann, my mommy's gay but she doesn't need fixing," Kudos for you, Elijah! We need more adults with your courage.

Newt Gingrich says he would nominate John Bolton as his Secretary of State. Notwithstanding that picking cabinet members is illegal under federal law.....really, Newt? Bolton? John Bolton? The wingnut whackado who said that the top ten floors of the UN Building could be lopped off and it wouldn't make any difference? The same walrus-mustachioed, diplomatically incompetent, paranoid, stupid jackass that couldn't get through the Senate for confirmation, so Bush had to do a recess appointment to make him the USA's UN Ambassador? That same asshole? Really, Newt, why don't you just take another cruise. Saturn is nice this time of year.

Chris Christie thinks he can lecture us on manners? "They (OccupyWallStreet) bought that 'Hope and Change' garbage"? I know he thinks that he's an expert on the subject, but don't relate to everything in terms of your personal political philosophy....and diet.

Ann Coulter says she would vote for Jeffrey Dahmer over Barack Obama. I'd vote for Ann to date Jeffrey Dahmer. After all, he was attracted to slim, blonde, gay men.