Chuck Norris Has Lost His Fucking Mind

Chuck wants Texas to secede from the Union. (You're getting angry now, Chuck? The last eight years didn't piss you off?) Chuckie is organizing a meeting of splinter cells across the country for a live telecast, "We Surround Them," on March 13th. I personally hope to see the whole treasonous bunch surrounded by Secret Service, FBI, and ATF, and thrown singly into small, dark holes in Leavenworth.